Dear Diary,

This weekend the city of St. George paid me $80 to judge a skateboard competish. It just might be the easiest thing I've ever gotten paid for. I basically got to judge all the little kids who are better than me at skateboarding. I got paid to be bitter. If being jaded was a career...well, I won't go there.

Also, Sunday we skated a totally epic ditch. It was surreal to see people drinking beer and skating a ditch in the middle of Utah but it really did happen.

Dear Diary,

Vikings are going to be so hot this year. I think Annie started this.

P.S. Pirates are so 2004. Get over yourself already.

Dear Diary,
Sometimes it's fun to go to a spot and get all weird and stuff. Dave Law has a really epic name BTW.

Filmers and Photogoons can get along just fine as long as the filmer is named Warren and is a shredding bro.

Dear Diary,

Last night while I was eating a salad, I really enjoyed the bacon bits. I started to wonder, "why can't they make other kinds of bits?" I would really like to see sausage bits, pancake bits (with syrup), or cheeseburger bits (not just ground beef, I want it with a bun, ketchup, etc....I know we have the technology). Anyway, I just thought it would be nice if the bit industry would branch out a little.

xoxoxoxo
Sam