Random Stuff from the last few weeks.
Dear Diary,

Sausage can be a real dick sometimes.

David had a party at his house and the neighbor kid made a fake ID so he could get in.

Spoiler Alert!  James F/S flipped some shit and I poached it.  Sorry Bob!  I want to thank Tri-X for being the best film ever and the sun for working as a flash for me.

Lizard and James.

Troy Johnson was the best skater I had ever seen in 1995.  He will nollie backside flip your house! For real.

Sometimes I like to pretend I'm Ed Templeton.  Teenage Smokers!

Lizard bends it like Beckham!