Dear Diary,

This weekend the city of St. George paid me $80 to judge a skateboard competish. It just might be the easiest thing I've ever gotten paid for. I basically got to judge all the little kids who are better than me at skateboarding. I got paid to be bitter. If being jaded was a career...well, I won't go there.

Also, Sunday we skated a totally epic ditch. It was surreal to see people drinking beer and skating a ditch in the middle of Utah but it really did happen.

Dear Diary,

Vikings are going to be so hot this year. I think Annie started this.

P.S. Pirates are so 2004. Get over yourself already.

Dear Diary,
Sometimes it's fun to go to a spot and get all weird and stuff. Dave Law has a really epic name BTW.

Filmers and Photogoons can get along just fine as long as the filmer is named Warren and is a shredding bro.

Dear Diary,

Last night while I was eating a salad, I really enjoyed the bacon bits. I started to wonder, "why can't they make other kinds of bits?" I would really like to see sausage bits, pancake bits (with syrup), or cheeseburger bits (not just ground beef, I want it with a bun, ketchup, etc....I know we have the technology). Anyway, I just thought it would be nice if the bit industry would branch out a little.

xoxoxoxo
Sam

Happy Greeting Card Awareness Day!




The yogurt at Teriyaki Stix makes you make faces like this.

Dear Diary,

Today my mom recieved a professional journal. it had one page bookmarked. on that page there was a paragraph about me and some research I'm doing for my graduate work. so, it looks like i'm a published researcher.

xoxoxoxo
sam

P.S. does this make me less of a badass?

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Choes by HP Lovecraft!

This actually happened yesterday. Weirdly, I shoot film. Sorry about that.

I can't eat without doodling. Trifeness.

I went here yesterday to eat and it was not as gross as last time.

School buses are cool and stuff. This blog might be good but it will probably be boring.