Weekend in SJ Part II.

Dear Diary,

This time I might use captions. I went to San Jose for a long weekend. I took some Polaroids with my SX-70. We shredded Sunnyvale with our new friends from SJ.

Jerry Smyth being himself.

Jaitanju.com Thanks for inviting us Jai!

Patton!!!


This guy shredded everything in sight on a skateboard with no nose.

SJ Homies.

Poached!

Dear Diary,

Here's a poached photo of a backside smith grind. Sorry Weston!

Weekend in Sj.

Dear Diary,

Somebody told me I don't write enough words in my diary. Therefore, the following pictures don't have captions.

Guns, Dogs, Cigarettes, Vegetables.

Dear Diary,

I seem to have a lot of photos of these guys smoking right here. That's Spencer's new Motorcycle. EZ Ridah!

Here's Brooke's dog, Milo. He really doesn't like people. He bit my shoe a minute after this.


Sean is really angry about Brokeback Mountain not winning Best Flick on the MTV Awards. He's taking matters into his own hands!

This new diet is sweeping the nation. Nicotine increases antioxidants in the two FULL servings of vegetables in V8.

Just because it rhymes doesn't necessarily make it a good advertisment. Example:

Wall Street

Dear Diary,

Karlee on the phone to Wall Street. She's totally a financial genius...she just spends lots of money on shoes.


G-Reg. That stands for "Gangster Regulations". Think that scooter doesn't look tough? Think again. G-Reg will body slam your skinny emo ass.


Remember when Spooky stayed at my house? This photo is from then. I miss the little guy but he belongs with Matt in Orem.

Dear Diary/Wassup haters,

Immigration reform seems to be a hot topic these days. Shouldn't fair wages for fair labor and prosecuting employers who use illegal hiring practices have something to do with reform? But I guess that would require a little more thought than just yelling some racial slurs and the words "border patrol" in the same sentence. This photo is of the "Mexican Flag Enchiladas" at Lupitas. Even racists eat this stuff, because it's fucking epic.

Dear Diary,

I set out to go to SLC this weekend with Karlee and Chad. However, I only got to about Scipio and my car died. Karlee and Chad got picked up by their mom and went on to SLC. I had to wait for my mom and the tow truck and get my car towed back to Cedar City. Anyway, Matt came and picked up Spooky and we drank cheap German beer. So, my car is broke, my Yashica T4 broke last week, and I don't have money for either. Anyone want to buy a print of a photo or hire me to shoot something?

Here's two photos of a trip to Arizona from a while back in honor of all the miles I've put on my car:

Ice cream vendors are everywhere in Phoenix.

Warren and a little friend.

Yashica Gang

Dear Diary,


This is Ern's new whip. He's saving to get some "spinnas"

Last week was Cinco De Mayo. That's Spanish for: Five of mayonaisse?

T-diddy got some epic new gear. Serious next level "do".


Produce Section....best trip to Smith's ever!

PBR comes in a tall can. Karlee bet me I couldn't drink the whole thing. Afterward, all I could say was "Dude, I'm so wasted." Wasted is such an awesome word, BTW.

Recently speaking.....


The Beer Cave isn't everything I imagined it to be. (it's not actually a cave made of beer)

Boones is a girl's drink. Good thing Syd is a girl and not a dude.

This guy looked so bored during the Yeah Yeah Yeahs concert. He was totally texting like..."Dude, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs are like so 2001...nobody lives in Williamsburg anymore...SLC is the new Brooklyn....Death Cab...whatevs."

Dear Diary,

I went to Salt Lake this weekend to see the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. I think they're pretty much my favorite live band right now.

I asked some kid with one of those digital SLRs if cameras were allowed in and he said "I'm press. They're not suppossed to allow any other cameras in." He was quite snotty about it. Shame on me for not going digital I guess.

Karlee went too!

Dear Diary,

I love polaroids. I love Karlee more. Two things I love:

Dear Diary,

Some people lose it faster than others when they drink.

Dear Diary,

All the freeways in Arizona go in a circle. Do you ever wonder why they film so many episodes of Cops in the desert. I used to but I don't anymore.


Warren did crailslides.

Zac noseblunted all over Chandler.

And did tailbones all up in my grill.

Dear Diary,

This weekend the city of St. George paid me $80 to judge a skateboard competish. It just might be the easiest thing I've ever gotten paid for. I basically got to judge all the little kids who are better than me at skateboarding. I got paid to be bitter. If being jaded was a career...well, I won't go there.

Also, Sunday we skated a totally epic ditch. It was surreal to see people drinking beer and skating a ditch in the middle of Utah but it really did happen.