Dear Diary,

Today my mom recieved a professional journal. it had one page bookmarked. on that page there was a paragraph about me and some research I'm doing for my graduate work. so, it looks like i'm a published researcher.

xoxoxoxo
sam

P.S. does this make me less of a badass?

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Choes by HP Lovecraft!

This actually happened yesterday. Weirdly, I shoot film. Sorry about that.

I can't eat without doodling. Trifeness.

I went here yesterday to eat and it was not as gross as last time.

School buses are cool and stuff. This blog might be good but it will probably be boring.