Dear Diary,

Why Karlee is the best:

1. She puts up with the fact that I'm 31 and still act like I'm 15 (skateboarding, trying to be cool even though I'm too old, etc."

2. She's not afraid to put me in my place...like seriously, all the time.

3. She says incredibly rude things about people she doesn't know (and sometimes people she does know). It's nice to know someone who's not afraid to have an opinion once in a while.

4. That look she gets on her face when she's grumpy (see childhood pictures for reference).

5. When she says she doesn't care about something, she means it. Not like "I don't care" and you know she really does but wants you to "read between the lines".

6. I secretly like it when she's bitchy.

7. She's cute (token cliche reason).